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21.11.2007 13:47 -
Anyone for a Run?
Автор: illym
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss
programme.
The next day, there"s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,nineteen-year-old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
She runs off down the road.
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same
girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day,he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10 lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb
programme.
The next day there"s a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is also wearing nothing
but Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."Well, he"s out the door
after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before
he can continue,so for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him
gradually getting in better and better shape, and actually
getting near to catching her.
Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he
has lost another 20 lbs as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day,50lb pound programme.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous programme."
"Absolutely, " he replies,
"I haven"t felt this good in years."
The next day there"s a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes, a huge erect penis and a sign around his neck that
reads,
"OK Sweetie. Start Running!"
programme.
The next day, there"s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,nineteen-year-old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
She runs off down the road.
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same
girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day,he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10 lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb
programme.
The next day there"s a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is also wearing nothing
but Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."Well, he"s out the door
after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before
he can continue,so for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him
gradually getting in better and better shape, and actually
getting near to catching her.
Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he
has lost another 20 lbs as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day,50lb pound programme.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous programme."
"Absolutely, " he replies,
"I haven"t felt this good in years."
The next day there"s a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes, a huge erect penis and a sign around his neck that
reads,
"OK Sweetie. Start Running!"
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